Me: Hey, Maddie - ya know, your birthday is coming up. What do you want this year?
Maddie: (After some serious thinking) I want my own TV.
Me: Well, that's not happening.
Maddie: {grunt} Okay, fine. I'll just take an iPad.
BDEM: Lunch with my big brother, Derek. His bff (our brother) Johnny has recently moved away, so I'm doing my best to swoop in at his vulnerable time and break up their brotherly friendship....ensuring that I am everyone's favorite sibling.
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