I've had some real gems today.
Maddie: Mom, do you know how to sew a purple dress with purple sparkle shoes and a wand? Because that's what I'd like to wear to school today.
Me: No, but I do know how to pull jeans and a tee shirt out of your dresser.
Maddie: That's not even close, Mom.
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Me: Buddy come over here and give me a cuddle.
Jude: Do I have to?
Me: Yes. (He comes over and sits on my lap)
Me: Do you remember how we would sing songs and cuddle when you were a baby?
Me: Well, we did because you're my favorite little boy. I love you buddy.
Jude: Yeah. And I love McDonald's. Can we go there?