Now that's a deal breaker.
BDEM: I had lunch with Beardy and Beardy's brother today. Both Beardy and his brother are my brothers. I was even introduced at lunch as Beardy's Sister. I like it. It was a nice change from, "This is Dan, and this is Dan's sister." I actually had a teacher in high school call me Dan for an entire semester because she, "really liked having Dan in her class."
Water: I kind of lost count - I think it was about 40 oz.